It's another F.Y.M. (cheers and applause)

Welcome to more things I want to say Fuck off too:

Previous version here

*Fuck you to the Audi, who sits dead in the driveway (piece of shit euro-trash whore)

*Fuck you universe for sending me two call backs & then having the car break down

*Fuck you enchilada I just ate for wreaking havoc in my stomach (n'vrmind, problem solved)

*Fuck you bloody harpoons, I mean who wants to piss on a string & THEN put it back into your panties??

(Has anyone ever crapped on it, ugh wait, I don't want an answer to that)

*Fuck you to riding a cotton pony, holding a bloody sponge against your genitals? G, thnx.

*Fuck you to my period while I'm at it. The whole process is unnerving.

I think I'm just going to dig a hole out back and squat over that for a week.

*Fuck you to t.v. shows for creating drama in the last 3 minutes of the show and then making me wait a week to find out it was utter bullshit anyways!

*Fuck you to the 'girl' who took my interview survey, bitch...get a new attitude STAT

*Fuck you to my brain for not wanting to work right now

Usually I have a shit ton of stuff to say Fuck you too, but now other stresses are taking precedence so I'm going to leave you lovely people with this fact of knowledge:

If you see me behind you in the passing lane on your ass MOVE THE FUCK OVER!

Dipshit.