So me and the dude, did the nasty the other 2 days ago and used a few toys. Well apparently someone (him) appointed me to be the cleaner upper, because this was me today after both of us stepping over them and ignoring the lumps in the towel:
Yeah, yeah I know sick right? 2 day old used dongs and stuff laying on our bedroom floor. To my redemption they were wrapped up in a towel. Hey, what can I say I've been busy lazy. But ya'll can relax now, I manned, man'd, maned? up (how the hell do you spell that word?) and pressure washed the hell outta 'em.
Next time he's gonna be all like princess in the pea, cuz I'm stuffing them under his side of the mattress.
Take that to the bank, sucka.
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