I'm one of those instant gratification types, soooo doesn't go over well sometimes. Quick question while it's on my mind. Does anyone else when taking showers home alone, randomly yell out 'Hello?' every time they think they hear a noise?
I don't even know what I'm expecting in return. Or why I do it. Maybe I think that if a serial killer hears my friendly hello he won't murder me. Makes taking a shower realllllllllly long and by the time I'm done, the floors soaking wet and all the hot water is gone.
One of these days there really is going to be a creeper standing in the hallway staring back at me and then I'll sh*t myself. Watch horror movies much? Moi? Nah. So does anyone else do this? Anybostonstraggler...
Back to not having any followers, I was thinking that if I made up a faker profile and followed myself that others would not feel like such a douche for being my first follower, but that just seemed all kinds of pathetic and I canned that. Then I thought maybe if I threw some kind of give away that would attract some people, right? Even if they were the type of people who only followed me to get free sh*t. Followers are followers. I quickly realized that's kinda like pimping myself out. Not that I completely object to that idea, but if I did I want to at least want to get paid for it yo. Azz, cash, or grass ('cept I don't smoke) so maybe a sweet bottle of wine?
Is it totally(ahem, Linda) sad that I liken acquiring a follower to this
You like me, you really like me! But seriously, what did you guys do to obtain followers? Bribes, trickery, make up fake profiles??? Any info. would be greatly acknowledged....and heck I still might even do a give away. (and I promise it's not to get your addresses and stalk you while you're in the shower)
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