Aunt Flo & Sex Offenders...*shakes head*

I haven't dipped in these waters for awhile because I was worried about that whole 'might be infected with a fetus thing' remember? Yeah well guess what?

You can thank me for that image later.  It's Saturday here in shitsville and I'm just sitting here drinking coffee, reading Bicycling mag, watching the tube and wishing that I didn't buy a Glade air freshner that smells really similiar to Raid bug spray.  I'm so close to chucking that thing.  God damn cleansing rain my ass. Smells more like 'Cockroach Killer'.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd I'm back, sorry I had to go and dye the toilet water red. Anybleedingtodeath, I haven't told you all that I have two job interviews. I don't even think I mentioned that I was unemployed. Now you know that I sit on the couch wearing sweats, watching Springer, and shoveling bon-bons in my pie hole all day. (Is Springer even on anymore?)

Job 1: Life Skills Worker

Crap pay

Midnight shift

Basically sit around all night

 I'd be working with habitual sex offenders

ALONE

Job 2: Clerk Typist for a Gov't Agency

Crappier pay

Day shift

Basically sit around all day

I'd be working with the mentally disabled

I need a job and I'd rather not work in 'Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement', spank you very much. Okay this post has taken me a shit ton of time to write and it's really boring so Imma wrap it short. Here's a quick story: The 'dude' went to go snow shoeing (ghey) and got the Audi stuck in the snow in the process he pretty much fucked the transmission and not like in he humped it, more like it won't go in reverse anymore. Splendid.

(found here)

And no, I didn't poison his coffee...just felt like I wanted to for awhile. And just for good measure because I want to remind you:

Peace & I'm Audi 5000 G....(only not in reverse, basterd)