Gotta Say....

Things I'd like to say fuck off too:

*Fuck you to the jerks who take up two parking spots

*Fuck you to sick people who cough/sneeze near me w/out covering their mouth

*Fuck you to our cat who is inconsiderate to our sleeping habits and decides to destroy stuff at 4am

*Fuck you to the retail clerks who ignore me to help someone who interrupts on the phone

*ALSO a big Fuck you to the retail clerks who ignore me to chat up co-workers about things they hate about their job. HOW ABOUT DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!!

*Fuck you to the string on my shirt that when pulled, didn't break, just got longer

*Fuck you to the people who will write something borderline mean on facef*ck and then follow it up with a :) face. JUST WRITE WHAT YOU MEAN FUCKER!!!!

*Fuck you to the ragers who beep their horn at me nano seconds after the light turns green

*Fuck you to the person who farts in an elevator before me and then the next person who comes in thinks it was me

*Fuck you to the 'dude' who thinks my tits are stress balls and squeezes them accordingly like it's supposed to turn me on and then gets upset when it doesn't. Are you gonna pop a boner if I squeeze the sh*t outta your balls? Didn't think so fucker.

*Fuck you to the people who love to point out how wrong everyone else is while they are a walking train wreck. LOSER, FUCK YOU!!!

*Fuck you to the people who stop right in the middle of the doorway exit when leaving a store. What the fuck is up with this phenom? Can't you move over to the side and stop? JERK!

*Fuck you to the Amish horse and buggy's leaving your shit all over the roads leaving me to drive through it. I think they should have a clean up after your horse law. Get a huge ass garbage bag and a shovel, motherfucker! Stop being Amish while you're at it.

*Fuck you to the utility companies who raise your rates but start it with 'In order to serve you better..' Here's how you can serve me better..Lower the FUCKING rates assholes! That'd help me.

*Fuck you to the douche bags who text in the movie theater when it's dark so that instead of seeing the screen I have a bright spot in my line of vision.

So that's my piece for Monday...what do you want to say Fuck You too?