Sweet Mojo CoffeeMochaJesus (don't pay attention to the words before this)

Remember when I posted about these  jobs? I quickly canned the whole working with sex offender, thing. Although on second thought it could have provided me with a shit ton of writing material and/or ritual rapings but I digress.

While I was waiting to hear from the other job for crappier pay, I got a call for another job that pays about 6k more. So now I have 2 interviews scheduled for next week.  Good mojo would be mucho appreciated.

Also because it's the heart holiday tomorrow and I feel lovey (or woozy from licking raw batter), I will be giving away a gift card to Starbucks* on Wednesday.

If you'd like to be entered to win, it's simple:
If you follow me you get 2 entries
If you Twitter about this post you get 1 entry
If you link to this post in your blog you get 1 entry
And if you comment on this post and tell me how awesome I am, you get 1 entry and I may not murder your face!(totally kidding)

Make sure you leave me a comment telling me you have done so, so I can tally up the points. Then I will hold the drawing on Wednesday the 16th (with photographic) evidence and name the lucky schmo. Sweet deal, eh?

If you hate giveaways, as I usually do (who doesn't like or could use free coffee tho), then don't do anything and ignore this post. Except the part about sending me good mojo. Don't be a total ass maggot, k?


*Disclaimer: I was not paid to do this post nor was the gift card provided to giveaway. I bought the card. Starbucks gift card total value: Five whopping American dollars!