I'd rather be eating brains

But instead I've been using an image editor all day rather than spending time with the 'dude'. He's pretty pissed at me, but I'm happy and that's all that really matters. Besides I already gave him Valentine's Day sex twice today, so in my book I should be pissed at him or something like that. And he totally didn't get me this card that would totally showcase his love/zombie hunger for me.  Jerkface

Nor did he get me a bag of these sweet Reality Hearts:

And he certainly didn't take me shopping here:

So in the end, I think he should be happy I spent almost an entire day online making this blog and reading other blogs..pretty much being an Anti-Valentine Day supporter instead of bitching at him for not doing those things.

Side note: I leaned over to ask him a question and he answered me by burp talking in my face.

Me: Why did you just burp talk in my face? Is it because I farted on your wang a few days ago?

Him: Yep, I'm totally hung up on that. 

See? Jerkface

Also don't forget about my Starbucks giveaway. Unless you don't like free coffee, then you're like 8 bitches in a bitch boat.